1. Get the shit out mother fucker!!!! - said by a chicken 2. I am fucking pelican niggar!
INdian Chicken: Hi
China Chicken: Tweet Tweet Motha Fucka!!
INdian Chicken: Kunchi Sapidum
China Chicken: Motha Fucka Tweet Tweet...
Indian Chicken: Crow help me!!!
Crow: Kaka kakakaka tit tit motha fucker!!
Indian Chicken: Ya tweet tweet
China Chicken: Face palm, cockster....
An annoying twitter user who feels the need to tweet and upload pics about every last aspect of his life and comes up with stupid hashtags thinking he's clever.
Tweet Post: "sitting here in windy city @somestupidcafe with @_____ & @______. Portions r huge... LOL #ruiningmydietinchicago"
Reaction upon seeing it: "What a fuckin tweetgeek"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"