twat trapper 

An opportunistic goodlooking man, usually younger, who uses his charm to get a woman, usually she is older, lonely and unattractive, but has wealth and status to fall in love with him in a short period of time in the hopes she will die soon thereafter and he will inherit her fortune.

The male version of a gold digger looking for a quick come up.

Man 1: Must be Friday night?
Man 2: What do you mean?
Man 1: There's Jack. Everyone knows he's a twat trapper.
Man 2: What? A twat trapper...

twat trapper by KnowItAll1979 March 26, 2021

twatwrapper 

Any kind of bandana or scarf which doesn’t fit with the wearer’s personality and has been added to make himself look more artist / enigmatic / mysterious /esoteric / spiritual (pick one... or more).

Wearing a twatwrapper is of course understandable for a teenager still exploring their identity but for someone deep into their 20s or older, can be excruciating on the eye and nerves.

“Who’s the guy in the twatwrapper?”
“Oh, that’s Dominic. Don’t mind him, this week he’s some sort of little dark poet - next week he’ll be someone else.”

twatwrapper by Stivchik November 3, 2018