twat trapper

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An opportunistic goodlooking man, usually younger, who uses his charm to get a woman, usually she is older, lonely and unattractive, but has wealth and status to fall in love with him in a short period of time in the hopes she will die soon thereafter and he will inherit her fortune.

The male version of a gold digger looking for a quick come up.

Man 1: Must be Friday night?
Man 2: What do you mean?
Man 1: There's Jack. Everyone knows he's a twat trapper.
Man 2: What? A twat trapper...

twat trapper by KnowItAll1979 March 26, 2021

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twatwrapper

Any kind of bandana or scarf which doesn’t fit with the wearer’s personality and has been added to make himself look more artist / enigmatic / mysterious /esoteric / spiritual (pick one... or more).

Wearing a twatwrapper is of course understandable for a teenager still exploring their identity but for someone deep into their 20s or older, can be excruciating on the eye and nerves.

“Who’s the guy in the twatwrapper?”
“Oh, that’s Dominic. Don’t mind him, this week he’s some sort of little dark poet - next week he’ll be someone else.”

twatwrapper by Stivchik November 3, 2018

Related Words

twat trapper • twatwrapper • twat • twat waffle • Twat Swatter • twat swat • twat shot • twat rocket • TWAT BLOCK • twat nugget

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026