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Twat Nav 

Verb: To shout travel directions to your current location down a mobile phone to a lost friend or colleague
Bob is twat naving Dave from the Macclesfield office
Twat Nav by Paul63 October 3, 2007

twat nav 

A better word used to describe a sat nav or GPS system that has sent you in the wrong direction repeatedly or that is generally useless!
This shitty twat nav has made me take the wrong exit again!
twat nav by Helen81 December 31, 2008

twat-nav 

Female that can read a map. A cheaper, less-reliable way of navigating.
"I dont need a TomTom, I gotta Twat-Nav."
twat-nav by Eddie Van Basten July 18, 2007

twat-nav 

A female that can read a map, navigate etc.
"I don't need a Tom-Tom, my twat-nav gets me everywhere.
twat-nav by Eddie Van Basten September 11, 2007

Twat nav'd

When you ask a Friend for a lift to an appointment, and on the way back, they detour to a someone's house and gets you wrecked
I got a lift off matt yesterday to the hospital, he twat nav'd me to his mates on the way back, still recovering now...
Twat nav'd by Fearnox August 4, 2017
Its what you call your bloody moronic GPS when you type in "Ashbourne to Manchester" and it takes you to Southhampton.
The Twatnav told me to "go straight for a long time"
Twatnav by MrKittyPetter December 2, 2020
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