twat man

that cunt you really wanna fucking beat up

also acts like an absolute fuckin pleb to hoes and can't eat ass well

oi tom you seen twat man around here gonna fucking beat his headin the cunt

by metrodruid April 17, 2019

Man-Twat

A gentleman's bum hole

God damn it Woody stop fingering my man-twat.

by B - Wang March 25, 2019

old man twat

Used on someones birthday when they are showing signs of becoming old and boring. Can be used for either sex.

"C'mon John, you only turned 20 today, don't be such an old man twat and drink that triple absinthe!"

by gluesniffer December 22, 2004

twat mangler

Someone who beats the pussy so hard it is no longer recognizable afterwards.

"Her boyfriend will definently know we fucked, since I am such a twat mangler"

by Sexier Joe April 29, 2007

manage a twat

(It's French, bitch) An all lesbian three some, most often preluded by a slumber party, pillow fight, tickle fight, and foxy boxing, respectively.

After a long day at bayside high, lisa, jessy, and kelly settled down and had themselves a relaxing cup of chamomile tea, champagne (or in lisa's case, some kool aid), and a rousing night of manage a twat . Judging by their use of instruments of pleasure, we can assume, on their part, a complete lack of turd-o-phobia!

by John Melidi September 8, 2006

manc twat

Adrian munt

Manc twat describes An absolute twat from manchester

by chefs @work January 11, 2014

Twatman

Twatman is the drunken guy you seriously need to avoid. He's the one who thinks he's a superhero. He will feel up and slobber over every female within grabbing distance, churning out such winning lines as "You're beautiful, you are. HEY! Did you know that, I said you're beautiful? Cos you are." and "Love, do you wanna come back to my flat and let me fuck you?". These lines are usually delivered whilst Twatman has his face pressed into an unfortunate woman's neck, breathing hotly and rasping his words in a sex killer's voice. Outside, with his mates, Twatman will give them appalling representation by yelling slurred insults at men that were innocently passing by, and inciting a gang style hatred between the two groups, when really, they could have just gone home. Twatman will fight like a retard following a laser pen, will lose and will cry on his knees, bellowing the name of his current or former girlfriend. He will then walk through traffic, dismissing the vehicles as a threat to him and will search out a kebab van. After purchasing the greasy nastiness, he'll wolf it down and puke. He'll tell his mates that he loves them, then get rowdy about it. He'll end his night drenched in sick and gutter filth, plus his own piss, and will be most definitely NOT having sex. He will have ruined everyone's night. These are the powers of Twatman. Bravo.

"Keith turns into Twatman when we go out drinking, lets not invite him, EVER"

"Last night you behaved like a total Twatman, you were really out of order, and you deserve to be horsewhipped, or possibly to die for making that girl cry. I could have ended up fucking her if you hadn't come over and scared her off!"

by MagickDio April 19, 2010