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A Game;

You have to grab as many things near you as you can, throw them at someone and if you hit them on the head, shout 'TWAT FUCK', then count how many you can get,

2+ Players.

fun for all the family
Frank; TWAT FUCK!!
Bob; I Got 5 twat Fucks How many Have You got.
Frank; 11 So fuck You.
Bob; Fuckoff Wankstain.
twat fuck by Charlotte Ryan August 7, 2007
Words you can keep

fuck twat 

A complete douche bag idiot. Similar to fucktard
That fuck twat just took the last beer.
fuck twat by Maggie_33 May 30, 2006

Fuck Twat 

The epidemy of stupidity; in other words, a very stupid person; a person of low mentality that has not other option than to make constant bad decisions.
Stan went to jail for joyriding in a hearse? What a Fuck Twat!

The Fuck Twat had dope in his pocket and stopped a K-9 unit for directions, really?
Roger is such a fuck twat, he's a runner up in the Darwin Awards yearly.
Fuck Twat by HD Rich October 31, 2019

Battery fuck twat 

A girl who runs out of energy during sex so she fingers herself with a battery to charge up her pussy.
Omg I think I have a bad case of battery fuck twat

twat licking shit fuck 

The appropriate thing to say when you smash your knuckles.
Oh! You twat licking shit fuck! My hand is killing me.

shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits fart turd and twat 

The words you aren't allowed to say on TV because they are always swears as compiled my George Carlin.
"Gee Grandma, I'd have to say that those guys in Blink 182 ripped off Carlin when they recorded shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits."

shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat 

The main lyrics to a Family Reunion, song by blink 182, originally created by George Carlin in his "7 dirty words you can't say on TV": Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Fart, turd and twat were added years later. George Carlin rules.
George Carlin: And the words, you know the seven don't you? Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Motherfucker and Tits huh? Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that will infect your soul, curve your spine and keep the country from winning the war.(shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat)
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