twat comet
a piece of debris that is expelled from a vagina at rather high speeds ... usually involving small mammals
twat comet by andrewsteveneagle December 4, 2007
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jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat
one who is so jumped-up they will ne'er (never) come down, they shovel shite and they are no less than a twat.
Toff- "Oh, i see your driving a ford... I have a porsche!"
Dave- "Shut the fuck up, you jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat"
Dave- "Shut the fuck up, you jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat"
jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat by Danarky May 14, 2003
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abandonware
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
mickey mousing
In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006
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