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Track Shack 

A magical place of Adult fun and debauchery. It is located in a small rural Minnesota college town. On weekends many people would show up sober and somehow leave completely trashed within a couple of hours. The shack was founded in the early spring of 2017 by 4 members of college track team. There is a oil painting of the founders on the wall. If you go to the Track Shack it is almost custom that you play Toss of Fate, by the time the game is finished you will most likely be assimilated into Track Shack culture, also don’t be too alarmed to see a person doing a naked lap round the house, there is a 69% chance that will happen. Be sure to look for the “Captain” of the Track Shack, which is really just a really drunk guy in a sailor hat. Also check out the dance floor, it is pretty lit.
Kingles: Track Shack this weekend?

Big Daddy G: LFG!!!

The Captain: Don’t tell coach!
Track Shack by Black squirrel February 25, 2018

Tack shack

A house or shop full of tacky shit.
Since Tracy moved in, she's turned my place into a tack shack.

All those porcelain figurines are grim, dude.

Tell me about it.
Tack shack by Shuaman July 9, 2019

Track Sacking 

Wearing your track pants without underwear and resting your hand on your nut sack.
Girlfriend: Whats up Babe?
Me: Just track sacking it in the lounge watching T.V
Track Sacking by Maggiecramp September 26, 2012
Sack Tack is the unfortunate male predicament when his sweaty scrotum sticks to the sides of his thighs.
Damn Tom Smith, you got some serious sack tack.
Sack Tack by wkb October 5, 2007

twacksacked 

When your dealer is so spun he thinks that adding the weight of the bag to your sack is normal.
User 2. How much you get dude ?
User 1. A $20
User 2. What's the total weight, with the bag ?
User 1. .20
User 2. Ahh dude, you got twacksacked again...
twacksacked by Country Fried... February 11, 2015

Tack in my sack 

To describe a very Annoying person or situation.
You're irritating the shit out of me, quit being a tack in my sack.