A tuxy woo woo is a illness that gets contracted by playing either call of duty or sweating on fortnite
When you have tuxy woo woo you make a lot of snorting noised and scream when you don't want to, these are called "weird tux noises"
The only way to remove the tuxy woo woo illness is to either
1. play haciana twilight on black ops 4
2. rub a cod on yourself butt naked
3. go under the deep ocean
or 4. throw up enough to make the tuxy woo woo vanish
jay- "oh shit i think i have caught tuxy woo woo
totoro- "you are making "weird tux" noises you must have it"
rich- "fakin burn him bruh
Tuxydo some times abbreviated to Tux is a name that originated from the embodiment of the word madling. A Tuxydo is known to have very political views and hates anything that isn't a straight white male. Another common trait in the Tuxydo is the fact that they are never wrong, due to their long hours of Ben Shapiro viewing.
"Hey man i think you are wrong so please dont be a Tuxydo and say you are right no matter what"
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.