Turtle Heads 

Little tiny turds that are relevent to dingel berrys but they don't cling on to your ass, instead they fall from it when you pinch little turds out.

Mom, if i shit in the shower is that still the same as shitting in my pants?

Yes

Turtle Heads by Sam Barron January 28, 2005

Screaming turtle head 

A fart when an urgent need to poop is felt.

As he cramped near the toilet, Juan heard a screaming turtle head!

Screaming turtle head by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016

guillotining a turtle head 

The act of pinching off the tip of a loaf after it has been coming out of your asshole before you reached the bathroom. Most of the time resulting in a skid mark in your drawers.

Hey, can you pull over at the next stop? I'm guillotining a turtle head over here. (spoken from the passenger seat during a long drive)

guillotining a turtle head by spiderno22 August 22, 2010

turtle head poking out 

To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that feces may already be spreading the anus and attempting to escape.

Hold up man, I need to visit the crapper, I've got a turtle head poking out.

turtle head poking out by Tommy November 19, 2003

turtle head

A distinct piece of feces pertruding out of a homosapiens rectum. The "piece" is slightly cone shaped and peeking out as would a common turtle from its shell.

Dude I gotta crap real bad, I got a turtle head!

turtle head by terd-dul hed October 26, 2003

growing a turtle head 

A past due bowel movement that simply cannot be held much longer.

Sorry I gotta run, I'm growing a turtle head.

growing a turtle head by BlastFamous July 6, 2009

turtle head

The tip of a turd that has opened your asshole just enough to peek out at the world.

I'm squeezing as hard as I can to hold it in, but I got a turtle head poking out.

turtle head by Mike April 12, 2004