Turtle Ass

A person, typically male, who wants to get drunk every weekend and thinks that country music is the shit. Most people who dislike the turtle ass usually hang out with them because they are from a remote city where the population is outnumbered by the amount of live stock. When you see a turtle ass, call him a turtle ass. Don't pass up the opportunity.
by Chris P. Jackson November 13, 2011
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ass turtle

Someone who continues to act like a retard after being told to shut up and drop it many times.
Its over why do you keep bringing it up you ass turtle?
by IrishFairyGirl January 19, 2003
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Ass Turtle

"Man your such an ass turtle, you know that?"
by Dosoboi October 12, 2019
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sea turtle ass

A large chunk of fat or skin that covers someone butt, comparable to a sea turtles shell.
by Pizzawithcheese5 September 12, 2021
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