turnpike tan

Similar to a farmers tan, it's the tan lines you get from being in a car for too long.

Man, my left forearm is sunburned but the rest of me is pale. Turnpike tan from driving to Missouri.

turnpike tan by parkca01 October 3, 2012

Get merch

Get the turnpike tan mug.

See more merch

Related Words

turnpike tan • turnpike • Turnpike Cruiser • turnpike dance • Turnpike Salad • Turnpike Slicks • turnpike tampon • Turnpike to Jersey • turnpike toughy • Turnpike Troubadours