turkish towel

When you take one square/sheet of toilet paper poke a hole thought the center of the sheet and put the paper all the way down by your kuckel and wipe your ass with your index finger then use the small dot that you poked though to clean the feces from underneath your finger nail.

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turkish towel by iiBovice July 31, 2009

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turkish towel

on ships,a towel hung in the head for all to use to wipe their ass when all the toilet paper is gone

"Hey Skipper-get Gilligan to change the turkish towel-it's down to the last square inch and we're havin chili tonite"

turkish towel by bobbyt June 18, 2006

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Turkish Hand Towel

When you bring a man to climax by rubbing another man's testicles on his penis.

Chris gave Alex a ride home in exchange for a Turkish Hand Towel.

Turkish Hand Towel by Chesterfield December 2, 2022

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