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turkey coma 

The inevitable and unavoidable nap that occurs about 45 minutes after gorging one's self on a Thanksgiving Day turkey feast and 15 minutes into a traditional, holiday football game. The cause of this an amino acid called L-Tryptophan which turkey meat has in abundance.
Where's Daddy? I haven't seen him since Thanksgiving dinner.

He inhaled two full plates of roast turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, corn and yams smothered in gravy then sat down by the fireplace to watch the Packers-Lions. The poor bastard fought like hell, but could only make it to the 2nd quarter before succumbing to a full-blown turkey coma.
turkey coma by Tenacious Faulker December 1, 2009
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Turkey Coma 

The act of falling asleep after a large turkey dinner, mostly happens around the holiday season.
Where's your Uncle Stan? We're supposed to watch football after dinner

He's in a turkey coma on the couch Dad
Turkey Coma by Wikid Jay December 19, 2013

turkey coma 

that lazy and sick feeling after eating a big turkey dinner generally after thanksgiving or christmas
"Hey! wanna go shopping a at the after thanksgivings day sales??"

"naw i dont think ill be out of my turkey coma"
turkey coma by Burtny December 25, 2007

Turkey Induced Coma 

Turkey Induced Coma -- the deep sleep that one goes through after eating a large turkey dinner, usually on Thanksgiving and Christmas
"Don't bother trying to wake your dad, he's in a turkey induced coma."
Turkey Induced Coma by TooSick4U November 26, 2009
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
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country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026