turdslap

When someone slaps you with a turd

I just gave that bitch a turdslap

turdslap by gtiargh July 10, 2009

turdscape 

A description of a catbox long overdue for a cleaning.

I haven't cleaned the catbox for three days and it's an utter turdscape!

turdscape by LNKruger June 17, 2013