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This noun is used to politely describe something that someone less mannered may have called "fuckin' shit."
Billy: So will you please play drums for me?
Carmando: Man, I'd like to, but seriously, this song is turdfood. Go get some garbage cans and a broken metronome.
by Joe GB August 01, 2007
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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