turd swapper

The exchanging of fecal matter with another.

You're a real turd swapper, Dave.

by John Skinner July 10, 2007

Turd Snapper

It's where you take a dump and then use your camera phone to take a picture of the dump and send it to friends. Usually with the title "check out my new camera phone".

Take dump, take picture of dump, send to friends, consider yourself a turd snapper.

by Sean Warren March 28, 2008