turd shark

A sexual act where many men and women, sometimes on special occasions even children take shits in a public pool and someone eats as much defication as they can

Clifford: hey Patricia want to get your family together so we can play turd shark?!

Patricia: yeah sounds like fun!

Clifford mmm this shit sure is tasty

Patricias mom Sandy: hey come over here little turd shark I sharted a little bit i here turd shark can smell a shart from miles away

Clifford: oh don't worry Sandy I'll suck that log right out of your fine milf ass!

by Oscar the plug September 5, 2017

shark turd

A firm poop that comes out as 1 long peice that touches the bottom of the bowl with one end, while the other end breaks the waters surface, resembling a shark fin.

Hey - check it out, I left a shark turd in stall 2. The fin is at least 1" over the water.

by milpoolSK March 7, 2017

turdshake

when you have to remove feces from your penis after anal sex.

Dude, I had to turdshake my wiener after doing it doggystyle last night.

by Thermador June 11, 2016

Tardshark

An overly aggressive, predatory bully who happens to also suffer from a legitimate mental disability.

Look, I know he has Downs Syndrome, but if that Tardshark picks on my kid one more time I'm gonna talk to his parents.

by mickeyphantasmo November 17, 2010

turdshackle

to tackle, attack, wrestle with, or playfully beat up a friend

Wow, I can't beleive you just said that! I'm so totally gonna turdshackle you!

by Brooke.M March 23, 2008