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turd poker

one who pokes turds with his cock. men and women can have their turds poked.
that guy is a turd poker, his girl is always walking funny.
by eviltrailer September 6, 2004
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turdpower

To take control of ones excretion. To hold the power of ones turds.
Man, I had some serious turdpower going on in there.
by Mike May 13, 2005
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