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turd fight

What happens when two monkeys get into a sort of "cockfight", but instead throw turds at each other.
The epic turd fight between the two monkeys ended with one monkey getting the shit beat out of him and turd shoved up his ass.
turd fight by DannyDingo May 29, 2009
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Turd buckets in flight 

When your turds hit the water at such a great speed that the shitty toilet water takes flight in buckets back at your ass cheeks.
Frank: How did your shit go?
Darryl: I had "Turd buckets in flight" again.
Frank: Damn, did you clean up?
Darryl: I air dried that shit
Frank: Good job fat ass.
Turd buckets in flight by Oldschool22 September 30, 2011

TerdFighters

Terdfighters are the opposer of the nerdfighters. The are the complete opposite of nerdfighters and they do everything in their power to stop the rein of the nerds.
These guys are the cool kids, they are the bullies and the dumb asses at school that terrorize the nerdy kids and steal their lunch money so they can spend it on coke and 'wana. The terdfighters are the most ruthless and mean dudes you'll ever see.

By writing this i mean to inform you of the terdfighters. I do not want you to defect from the nerd side or anything. Don't try to sue me or anything or ill go super saiyan on yo ass.
Nerd dude 1: Hey, did you hear that Jake defected to the Terdfighters?

Nerd dude 2: No bro! that's crazy!
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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