Definitions by Oldschool22

turd magnet 

One who brings around shady, untrusted individuals; one who magnetizes to such low life scum; One who is always around an unwanted crowd of turds; A real turd magnet.

Frank: "Why do those guys keep coming around? Their fucking douchebags."

Mike: "Those are my friends"

Frank: "Your a fucking turd magnet"

turd magnet by Oldschool22 January 5, 2012

gravy stains 

When a fat girls ass cheeks are so big they dont allow the crack to see the light of day which results in gravy stains. This could happen over a period of a few months. Also known as mustard stains.

Yeah...lets see that ass baby.Wait...what the fuck, you got gravy stains on that ass.

gravy stains by oldschool22 November 30, 2011

Turd buckets in flight 

When your turds hit the water at such a great speed that the shitty toilet water takes flight in buckets back at your ass cheeks.

Frank: How did your shit go?
Darryl: I had "Turd buckets in flight" again.
Frank: Damn, did you clean up?
Darryl: I air dried that shit
Frank: Good job fat ass.

Turd buckets in flight by Oldschool22 September 30, 2011

Crient

When a asian tries to say the word client in very bad broken english.

Are you here in China to meet crients?

Crient by Oldschool22 December 13, 2010