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turd ball 

noun.
a peaceful, person. a person who wants peace, and peace only. with an acception of cheese, but only on occasions. turd ball, noun. -terduh-bawl-
"that maddie girl is one fine turd ball!"

"that turd ball walking down the street, thats my girl friend."
turd ball by madski21 May 27, 2008

Turd Balloon 

A metaphor for unsubstantiated propaganda that is created especially for political motives and disseminated through mass media, blogs, emails and whisper campaigns. A "fragile shell full of excrement and hot air" that is easily debunked, or "popped", leaving the bearer embarrassed, or "covered in excrement once it's popped" as they hold it.
I got an email about President Obama's "$200 million dollar a day trip" to India; I popped that turd balloon with one Google search.
Turd Balloon by Dan Kehote November 21, 2010

Turd Balls 

The band Live

A group or an individual that is an ass hat or jerk.
The band Live is a bunch of turd balls
Turd Balls by Spam Alot August 21, 2008

Turd ballsack 

When you are sitting at a 170° angle and you shart (shit and fart) and it hits the back of your ballsack. Then releasing the smell going around the penis and in the air. All while your balls have wet shit on the back of them.
I was at an orphanage and after taking a hit of mesculine I sneezed and sharted, so now it’s stinky and I have a turd ballsack.
Turd ballsack by TheKookie81 January 28, 2024

turdball 

A smelly, sleazy, nasty, contemptible person.
Maudiebelle is a real, live turdball.
turdball by Steviedee January 21, 2004

turdball neighbors 

Neighbors who are the worst, most horrific nightmare people you have ever been forced to live next door to.
Here comes our turdball neighbors in their hellishly loud vehicle, watch them park and try to roll themselves, totally tanked, out of the car while they argue over which one is gonna fuck someone else while the other is at work!