turcucken

When you fuck a duck while it's inside a chicken while the turkey is watching.

Please don't invite your uncle Rich to thanksgiving, I saw him run a turcucken in the kitchen last year.

by UncleRich April 20, 2022

turcucken

When you cum inside or glaze a cooked turkey then feed to your family on thanksgiving. You don't eat it, you just watch everyone else eat it.

This year the family really loved the Turcucken with my special sauce, but I just watched them enjoy it.

by Leiffy May 20, 2024

metaphysical turducken

A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.

I'll never understand Steve, he's a metaphysical turducken.

by Definite Article March 11, 2009

turduckenolio

n. A really bad portfolio (of photographs, projects, assets). It should be stuffed into a turducken. Calling it a turduckenolio means that it should be stuffed into a chicken, then into a duck, then into a turkey, and then up their a**.

Please get this turduckenolio off my desk! I don't have time for this.

by Doctor Science February 20, 2011

Turducken Slap

(verb) When a man, who has a man inside him, who has a man inside HIM turkey slaps another human being, male or female, in the face with his penis, erect or flaccid, it makes no difference, there's little room for discrimination when performing a turducken slap.

Holy shit. I was passed out on the couch and I was turducken slapped. What a way to wake up!

by Danger500 May 17, 2011

Truducken

A beautifully constructed piece of meat containing turkey, duck, and chicken. Often eaten at holiday. Some say it looks like a vagina.

Boy- hey grandpa what are we having for dinner?
Grandpa- only a wonderful meat masterpiece aka ... the truducken.

by wonderfulthanksgivingcreations February 27, 2010

turduckedence

The feeling one gets after consuming a large amount of turducken.

I've eaten nothing but turducken since 9am yesterday morning, the turduckedence is overwhelming.

by tonedebone December 26, 2009