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turbofag 9000 

Vehicle used in transportion ones possessions between dorms in the event that an individual does not like one of the dorms.
He loaded his turbofag 9000 with his female wipes and headed off.
turbofag 9000 by Hitler March 4, 2003

turbofag 9000 

The ultimate of Turbofags, those who enjoy it up the anus more than the normal homosexual teenage male, esp those related to certain student councils.
Goodspeed supporters are turbofag 9000s.
turbofag 9000 by endlesswinner March 4, 2003

turbofaggot

a person who takes idiocy, retardation, and faggotry to an entirely new level.

faggot
That guy hit a old lady with his car, what a turbofaggot.
turbofaggot by chinese_rambo September 30, 2007

turbo fag 

One who exceeds beyond even his own perceieved limitations of homosexual prowess.
"I'm simply gobsmacked at how much of turbo fag you can be!"
turbo fag by rickwhohatesyou August 7, 2006
The act of failing in an extremely fast and/or consitant manner. Commonly used on internet forums and online gaming to describe noobs or bads.
Player 1: God damnit! I'm always the first one to die on our team!!!
Player 2: Maybe if you wouldn't turbofail we'd be winning.

Forumer 1: OMG look at my hawt sister.
Forumer 2: Turbofail.
Turbofail by Mr. Bad January 23, 2008
When you fap so fast its faster than the speed of light
Turbofap!,turbofap!,turbofap!=mega squirt!
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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