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Runestoned 

When one plays Runescape, high as fuck.
Friend: what you doin this weekend mane?

Me: getting runestoned.

Me: get me some skittles in this bitch
Runestoned by Cheekydude69 February 4, 2014

Tunestress 

A Guitar. Usually one that's pretty spiffin.
Hey friend, mind if I play a few notes on your tunestress?
Tunestress by Rwar January 1, 2009

tiestoned 

To get high off some Dj Tiesto. You get ripped of listening to his music. you shake your head till you get some CRAZY HEADRUSH AND START DANCING!
Man, I got so tiestoned yesterday..

Yo, let's skip class and get tiestoned.
tiestoned by Dinh Ho November 27, 2007

tonetone 

A man who stays fresh, fly, and also clean, no matter what the standards of his environment or situation are. A super dope GQ type of guy, who the ladies love and the men hate on. A guy who only goes for girls that are natalies. Usually a nick name for tony or tonto.
guy 1: dude look at that guy walking.
guy 2: omg..dude hes pimp walking over to that girl.
guy 1: that chick is sooo natalie like no joke dude.
guy 2: omg dude they just hugged and kissed.
guy 1: mann, hes soo tonetone, on the real.
tonetone by baller101 February 4, 2008

Ruddy Turnstone 

1. a bird native to the sanibel area of florida
2. a mysterious and pleasurable sexual act.
1. The brown ruddy turnstone flew onto my front porch yesterday

Marcela and Jackie gave Brett and Danny the best Ruddy Turnstones while they were in Sanibel.

Lunestoner 

One who takes Lunesta and smokes a bowl prior to going to bed, resulting in an excellent night sleep.
Moose: I can't fall asleep, what should I do?
Dylan: You should take a lunesta a smoke a bowl.
Moose: Good idea, I always like being a lunestoner
Lunestoner by fizzeh September 21, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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