tunacrotchalocolus

Met girl at club, go home with girl to hit it. Take girls panties off and go down on said girl and started feeling ill right away; I then notice that girls vagina is discolored in appearance and there is a white puss like substance oozing out out; not only that but girls vagina smelled not fresh. Vagina looked and smelled like stale tuna. Tunacrotchalocolus is what u will if u eat it.