Definitions by bRealtrueshit

tunacrotchalocolus 

Met girl at club, go home with girl to hit it. Take girls panties off and go down on said girl and started feeling ill right away; I then notice that girls vagina is discolored in appearance and there is a white puss like substance oozing out out; not only that but girls vagina smelled not fresh. Vagina looked and smelled like stale tuna. Tunacrotchalocolus is what u will if u eat it.

Man I should go see my doctor today, i think I have tunacrotchalocolus

tunacrotchalocolus by bRealtrueshit April 19, 2016