Tugkan people usually have big dck and influential ass they can kick your a$$ in your dreams so dont forget to say bismillah before sleep or you you suffer the consequences
The sexiest and most gay boy you can see
Tugkan people usually have big dick and influential ass they can kick your ass in your dreams so dont forget to say bismillah before sleep or you you suffer the consequences
Man who knows EVERYTHING. An absolute intellectual with no need for a woman in his life. Not even gay, just smart. Completely independent you’d probably envy him. Rly attractive even though he probably would give you herpes. But this is only because he sleeps around by getting the most gorgeousgirls with his looks. That totally contradicted itself, but tuskaneers are like that.
Ben Shapiro: ugh my wife won’t sleep with me!
Tuskaneer: Lol rly I just piped her last night.
Ben: wtf man I though we were friends!
Tuskaneer: Whatever, I’m totally independent. Got her with my smarts. 7.5/10 body.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.