tss tss

Said in a perverted manner when you are simulating ejaculation during an especially salacious conversation.

1-"Wow she's looking good."
2-"Tss Tss."

by Pre1982Penny January 16, 2012

tss tss

The sound you make when laughing and the joke not that funny just make a sound tss tss with your tongue

To be used like a lol tss tss

by Johnnysins27_ July 5, 2021

ba dum tss

An onomatopoeic reference to the drum sound effect heard after a punchline has been told (called a percussive sting). "ba dum" is the sound of the snare drum and "tss" the cymbal.

It is often used in a sarcastic manner after a cliched or bad joke has been told.

John: "My essay on the cold war has to be finished tomorrow, I'm really Russian to finish... sarcastically ba dum tss"

by John1001 June 8, 2015

ba dum tss

The sound of a lost soul, begging for acceptance in a world of people that don't think their joke is funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! ba dum tss

by cheesisnice August 2, 2019

Badum-tss

Usually heard after making a bad or corny joke

Also it’s badum-tss not badum-tsh

So a man walks into a bar and says “ow”

*Badum-tss*

*Laugh track*

by NahKnee August 20, 2019

TSS

Acronym: This Shit Sucks

SN1: This class is pissing me off.
SN2: I know, man. TSS.

by Daisuke Matsuzaka April 24, 2007

TSS

Tie her up and let her ride you like a bucking bull.

She was acting like a rabid animal last night, so I had to give her the TSS.

by ROPINMAN123 March 5, 2021