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A Penis; that is...male genitalia.
So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunkey in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs. - Cecil
Trunkey by Ken Bob August 1, 2005
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trunkers 

UK construction industry slang term for air conditioning Ductwork erectors. Sheet Metal ductwork is also known in the industry as 'trunking', hence, trunkers
Electricians = Sparks
Carpenters = Chippies
Steel erectors = Iron Fighters
Duct Erectors = Trunkers
trunkers by mark bates August 1, 2006

Trunkles 

Tree trunk ankles.

The step up from "cankles." Where some fat fuck has legs so huge, that the calves sag down over the ankles such that they're even more hideous than cankles.
Damn, that bitch has some chunky trunkles.
Trunkles by Jafflor June 26, 2008

Trunkyson 

A large bowling pin shaped man from southern Georgia who shares similar characteristics to a hippo , rhino and a manatee.
A Trunkyson was spotted in a pool consuming 4 heads of lettuce.
Trunkyson by Meglodon904 October 11, 2020

Tree Trunkee 

A person who likes to get sodomized.
He is a Tree Trunkee.
Tree Trunkee by HotMessJess87 November 9, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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