trumps willy

a tiny sausage, like a Vienna, but smaller and with an odd orange (Cheeto-like) color

Do you know what trumps willy tastes like? Hell, no, get out of here, you disgusting trumpervert!

by Eppypotamus August 20, 2019

trumps willy

Small little sausage

U cook trumps willy

by SUCKTRUMPSPENIS May 3, 2018

Donald Trumps willy

Donald trump is ONE OF A KIND. It’s a pretzel shape. Very ugly, tiny and poisonous.

P1: have you heard of Donald Trumps willy?

P2: YEAH ITS GROSS

by Willybeard.65 December 8, 2020

Who Will Miss Trump?

Almost everybody who would be forced to look elsewhere come 1/20/2021 for new or rich sources of misinformation and dishonesty after the rejected, ejected, and dejected White Supremacist in Chief leaves office, whose idiocies and idiosyncrasies have atrophied or numbed the right part of the brain for hundreds of thousands of comedians, reporters, and even math educators since 11/9/2016.

“Who Will Miss Trump?” sounds like the political equivalent of “Who Took My Calculator?” or “Who Moved My Cheese?”

by MathPlus January 18, 2021