trumpet arse
An individual prone to frequent squeaky flatulence, such that they sound like they're playing a trumpet with their arse 🎺💨
trumpet arse by The Big Haggis June 29, 2016
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Arse-Trumpet
A Utensil made of brass around 1ft. long with mouthpeace and tapered nossle used for the anal administration of cocain.
Favoured by the brittish royal family in the 18th and 19th century who had servants to blow the cocain through the device.
Favoured by the brittish royal family in the 18th and 19th century who had servants to blow the cocain through the device.
Arse-Trumpet by Dr. Poppenstein June 11, 2006
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Trumpetasexual
Someone who has a strong interest in oranges, straight white men, and money but is terrified of aliens.
I define as trumpetasexual.
Trumpetasexual by y0ur57ru1ya1i January 23, 2025