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True Romance 

The best date movie ever. It is about a guy, Clarence (Christian Slater) who marries a prostitute, Alabama (Patricia Arquette). Slater kills her pimp and goes to get her belongins back, only the bag he thinks is hers is actually the mob's cocaine.

The reason it is the best date movie ever is because it has lots of pretty cool romance for her and sweet action and gangsta shit for him.

Easily the best bathroom fight scene ever.
Scene from True Romance:

Clarance: "That guy there in the black is Sonny Chiba, he's been paid to fuck this other dude up."
Alabama: "So he's the good guy?"
Clarance: "He ain't so much a good guy as just a bad motherfucker."
True Romance by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005
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true romance 

a tight-ass movie about a dude who hooks up with a prostitute and ends up with thousands of dollars worth of cocaine, which he tries to sell to a big-time dealer for a large sum of money but instead gets caught up in the crossfire between the coke dealers and the police. finally at the end he runs away to mexico with his girl and lives there.
true romance is one of the best movies ever.
true romance by b-low July 26, 2006

True Romance 

An average movie, ridiculously violent, but the Christopher Walken\Dennis Hopper exchange is worth the price of admission itself.
When True Romance is on cable, I watch the legendary scene where Hopper gives Walken a history lesson on Sicilians and then turn it off
True Romance by Woody Thomas September 16, 2008

True Romance 

The only romance you'll find in your life is one, that's true romance.
Person 1: Oh my god, I think I've find my love of my life!
Person 2: I don't think they're your true romance, you've had 69 exes...
True Romance by GeorgeXD August 1, 2025

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026