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Trucklodytes

People who possess large trucks but small minds.
The trucklodytes were honking all day and night again to protest the mandates, it's they only way they have so far discovered to articulate their position.
Trucklodytes by Luxmatic February 10, 2022

truckroll 

The cost of having a technician attend your house or workplace only to reveal that you did not have the device plugged in or the switch in the on position.
The TV was busted but when the repairman came out he discovered the TV was not plugged in. Of course he had to charge me the truckroll.
truckroll by harrison_biscuit March 25, 2009

Truckold 

Portmanteau of truck + cuckold
A needlessly aggressive and inconsiderate driver of a pickup truck, often a recent model crew cab short bed, with a tendency to behave as though they own the road. The vehicles may be stock or modified, with drivers of different backgrounds, but the behavior is the common thread. Common truckold activities include:
- Tailgating (bonus points of the driver in front is already going well above the speed limit)
- Cutting off other drivers
- Installation and use of LED light bars and/or standard high beams with the intent to blind other drivers
- Speeding up to block a pass on a two lane road
- Aggressive behavior towards pedestrians and bicyclists
- Tendency to initiate or exacerbate road rage incidents
Similar to brodozers and has a considerable overlap, but refers to the drivers rather than the trucks themselves.
I'm going 80 in a 65 in the right lane, naturally a truckold is right on my ass...
Truckold by devilish9532 June 17, 2022

truckload 

A very great quantity of anything that takes up space. 10x bigger than a buttload , yet smaller than a boatload (the largest mass quantity)
Old AOL is putting out truckloads of those blasted CD's
truckload by FinalPhoenix October 8, 2003
A driver who transforms from a regular person into a rude, dangerous roadhog when behind the wheel of a truck.
Did you see that soccer mom cut me off, and then hang out the window to scream at me and give me the finger? What a truckhole! I hope she spilled her latte on her cellphone.
truckhole by Ollie the Dog September 24, 2005

truckgasm 

The feeling one gets for a really nice truck.
Shit, did you see that Chevy Cheyenne? Total truckgasm!
truckgasm by 4-Sarah-4 November 6, 2004