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The Long Haul Trucker (Fart) 

A fart that travels up the entire length of one's buttcrack before "sputtering", "squealing" or going "pop, pop, pop" once it reaches the lower back. This generally occurs when in a sitting position, especially on leather or vinyl.
The Long Haul Trucker (Fart) scenario#1:"Man, I gotta fart, but there's so many people in the car.. I'll just ease one out..Uh, oh! UH OH! "Squeeeeeeeeeal, POP!" Oops.

The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)"scenario#2: "Oh my God, I've been standing here listening to my boss yammer on for 15min, and man, I totally gotta shit! I'll just squeeze my cheeks a little harder..oh no.."Slide..sputter!, sputter!, sputter!"

truckerfire 

A young person, not fully understanding full definition of nouns, and other parts in grammar.
Someone: Hey, have you seen that truckerfire?
You: Yeah, that kid was so young, couldn't do it to him.

truckertarian 

A person who lives dependent on food trucks.
If the store doesn't get their shipment of food, the truckertarian will starve in a few days.

Truckertarians can clean out a grocery store in a couple hours, when there is pending emergency. They have no supplies stocked up at home.

Truckertarians are the opposite of peppers.

Truckertarians have no basic life skills. They barely know how to cook the "food" that comes from a box that the food truck brings.

Truckertarians complain about food prices and inflation. They don't know how to grow their own food or make anything useful. If the truck doesn't bring it, they can't make it.

Truckertarians make fun of "preppers" but then expect preppers to share what they have stocked up on in times of emergency.

Truckertarians think preppers are crazy.
truckertarian by DoNotComply August 26, 2023
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026