Trowell

When you leave a block,boltbag ect on tower.

Damn i got to climb again . I trowell my tools up top.

by Trowell November 2, 2020

Trowell

An implement used by one to scoop, normally out of ones anal cavity to get fudge or oil. A very sexually intense action to participate in, normally involving considerable damage and sometimes even internal damage.
Only really used in homosexual relationships (or one night stands)

my arse really hurts after that long session of trowelling

by bredwin soldya boi brap brap August 11, 2008

Trowell

Trowell is a small village that has just escaped the grasp of Ilkeston. This makes its population extremely obnoxious and pretentious, although I believe non of them know what those last two words mean. Trowell people seem to think that they are more superior than the surrounding areas such as Stapleford and Ilkeston. However, regardless of their Nottingham postcode and phone number, they are still Ilkeston folk due to the fact Ilkeston is within walking distance. The younger generation of people that seem to circulate Trowell waste their lives away in a popular meeting ground called The Festival Inn; their parents are usually close by, in the next room or 5 yards away. Their ages range from 18 to 25 (give or take a few years) and they are already regulars at the local pub. This is incredibly sad and your heart has to go out to those youth and their boring, mundane lives. The older generation are smug, rude, grumpy old bigots, so it isn't really a surprise the younger lot are no better. Not all of Trowell folk are the same, but manners are that rare they are a currency.

jim - "did you watch TOWIE last night?"
jay - "yeah I copied their hair style"
ollie - "masod jdhbbks oij ishdbwbw"
bob - "£2.20 a pint? fuckin hell I only earn that a day moan moan moan moan" fuck off.
ollie - "jdajdkc ksa isaujhaj aikdja idjf a"
dan - "The only way is Trowell"

by thedefinitivevoiceofreason April 5, 2013

Trowel

1. A small hand tool with a short handle and a flat, usually pointed blade used for spreading, shaping, and smoothing plaster, cement, mortar or dirt.

2. A gardner's hand tool with a short handle and a curved tapering blade, used for making holes to put plants and seedlings in and for other light digging work.

So in fact it's just a small spade-ish tool.

1. Builders use trowels to flatten cement.
2. A gardner uses a trowel to dig SMALL holes.

by Jafje April 15, 2007

trowel bitch

Girls that apply foundation, eyeliner, lipstick or other facial cosmetics to the extremeties that make it look as if applied by a masonry trowel, and that are also very annoying and fake.

Did you see that girl on the tenth floor? Yeah man, she looks like a trowel bitch.

by casa de awesome August 25, 2009

bowel trowel

The phallus of a gentleman who is 'good with colours'.

"Christ I'm in pain here!"
"What is it Elton, are your piles playing up again?"
"No David it's me bowel trowel it's chaffed to buggery on me sequin kegs, get the vaseline would you."
Elton John's infamous backstage comments to life partner David Furnish, that were only transmitted, by some cruel trick of fate, on Iranian TV causing mass burings of his Lion King soundtrack and the slaughter of Tehran Zoo's pride of lions.
Oddly sequin imports to Iran increased by 1000% that year.

by Peter Cunningham May 19, 2008

Towelling

to make someone cum while they are still wet immediately after a shower or bath, usually when lying on a bed, exhausted from a hot soaking

to cum while naked and wet

She got out of the shower, and I was ready to give her a towelling

She was soaking when she walked into the bedroom, all she wanted was a good towelling

by MonkeyBoots November 27, 2011