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1. A small hand tool with a short handle and a flat, usually pointed blade used for spreading, shaping, and smoothing plaster, cement, mortar or dirt.

2. A gardner's hand tool with a short handle and a curved tapering blade, used for making holes to put plants and seedlings in and for other light digging work.

So in fact it's just a small spade-ish tool.
1. Builders use trowels to flatten cement.
2. A gardner uses a trowel to dig SMALL holes.
Trowel by Jafje April 15, 2007
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A man whore who goes around telling girls how beautiful and amazing and he says they are the only one. But in reality he is trying to screw every girl he sees, telling them all the same stories. Occasionally he gets caught when he tries this on girls that are friends or family. Another urban word that fits in the gardening section such as hoe, tool and ratchet.
That fools a trowel. He be troweling on all the hoes and ratchet bitches. My nigga be troweling threw the whole club tonight. He gonna find himself a hoe tonight!
Trowel by tripleDDD January 13, 2014
A trowel is a person who uses insults without knowing what they mean.
"That guy told me to dilate, and when I told him it was transphobic he was shocked!"
"What a trowel lmao"
"Hey get back here you dirty little trowel!"
"That girls such a trowel - We caught her chugging it behind the dumpster last week"
Trowel by csr9473 February 5, 2022

trowel bitch 

Girls that apply foundation, eyeliner, lipstick or other facial cosmetics to the extremeties that make it look as if applied by a masonry trowel, and that are also very annoying and fake.
Did you see that girl on the tenth floor? Yeah man, she looks like a trowel bitch.
trowel bitch by casa de awesome August 25, 2009

bowel trowel 

"Christ I'm in pain here!"
"What is it Elton, are your piles playing up again?"
"No David it's me bowel trowel it's chaffed to buggery on me sequin kegs, get the vaseline would you."
Elton John's infamous backstage comments to life partner David Furnish, that were only transmitted, by some cruel trick of fate, on Iranian TV causing mass burings of his Lion King soundtrack and the slaughter of Tehran Zoo's pride of lions.
Oddly sequin imports to Iran increased by 1000% that year.

Mexican Trowel Job 

The act of inserting one’s cock into the "other" (southern) hole during intercourse without permission.

AKA – “illegal immigration”.
I gave this nasty bitch a mexican trowel job last night and she didn't even notice. Is that a bad thing?
Mexican Trowel Job by turd dangler September 29, 2015
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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