troutturd Share definition Flag troutturd (noun) an alternative to using the word "bastard" for people who don't like to use fck&*(G co9834ck suc*#$kin(*g profanity. "Get the hell out of here you frogging troutturd!" Also see: "frogging" troutturd by Cathi Robertson June 17, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the troutturd mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch