Trouser Vagina

The ripping of your trousers to create a vagina like split. If it is on a women it reveals her actual vagina giving a point of easy entry for a man to perform a Dirty Dungeon Pirate.

Eve: Oh it appears I have a Trouser Vagina.
Pete: Yes looks like it's time for a Japanese Crab Stroker.

Trouser Vagina by Nex Solo June 6, 2011

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trouser vagina

When one's trousers split at the stitching under the crotch resulting in a trouser vagina.

Connor: Piggy back! *Izzo gets on*
Izzo: Pete, you get on now!
*Pete jumps on*
Pete: FUCK SAKE! Just got a trouser vagina! Don't fuck me guys! Please.

trouser vagina by Pete616 June 6, 2011

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vagina trouser

a cleverly shaped piece of cloth designed to hold the external labia from slapping each other and create the much dreaded "vaginal slapping noise", also referred to as a "snatchsmack" or a "chesterfield". Normally only happens to overweight women because the fat weighs the flaps of skin down. Sometimes vagina trousers are equipped with absorbant material to collect any unwanted drippage.

"That girl over there is emitting chesterfield as noise pollution! She needs a fucking vagina trouser!

vagina trouser by johnathan edwards December 19, 2007

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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