trouser mouse 

Wanker, one-eyed snake, wee-willie wanker, pud, penis, willie war-head.

Sam showed off his trouser mouse to Sally at the movie.

trouser mouse by Succa Bus April 29, 2003

one-eyed trouser mouse 

a polite, child friendly way to refer to the male insertion instrument

Little Miss muffett sat on her tuffett eating her curds and whey. Then sucked on her boyfriend's one-eyed trouser mouse for dessert.

one-eyed trouser mouse by Miss muffett's boy toy January 16, 2006

trouser mauser 

The male sexual member

see beef bayonet

Put your trouser mauser away!

trouser mauser by Xlat September 2, 2003