trophy shelf 

The collection of liquor bottles left across a counter, table, shelf, or any other flat surface after a night of hard drinking

Did you see the Trophy Shelf we left after Alex's party?

trophy shelf by Dinosaur laser fight April 22, 2016

Trophy Shelf Tities 

Large breasts that do not sag, by sitting on top of a fat roll.

The turtleneck Natalie was wearing at the Christmas party really showed off her Trophy Shelf Tities.

Trophy Shelf Tities by Rhinestone Tubs May 13, 2010