trollumbe

to troll someone in an insane and sophisticated way

Bob trollumbed Sarah so hard on April Fool's that she threw Bob's phone into the water in rage.

by intelligentman2014 October 18, 2014

trolluminati

1. Trolls claiming special enlightenment or knowledge of a thing.

2. A sect of admins or mods who claim special enlightenment about a thing and actively censor/manipulate the masses for the sake of the thing.

3. People who regularly post conspiracy theories they do not believe in

The trolluminati make dank ass memes but I'm not sure we should trust them.

by HitchhikerFan August 30, 2016

trollumist

(n.) -- A writer or blogger who "trolls" in a multichannel, multimedia environment, trying to bait readers into a reaction that editors want to generate.

"You know, a true newspaper columnist might make controversial arguments or challenge common sense, but a trollumist merely provokes outrage in order to sell papers, draw links and capture increasingly scarce reader attention. I'm sick of them!"

-- overheard at a watercooler in Sydney, Australia, November 1, 2009

by PRwiz101 November 2, 2009

trollmeup

When Doin' work states that he's trolling someone up, get ready.

Doin' Work: Hey! I'm about to troll you up!
Other Dude: Oh crap, I better get ready. He's gonna trollmeup!

by Doin' Troll March 4, 2012

Trollbeads

Glass and silver or gold beads that go on and off and on and off again. Can be worn on a necklace or bracelet and now even snappy rings ! There are 100's to choose from, each has its own little message, ahhhhh . Gorgeous, addictive, changeable, like other charms.

I went out and spent £200 on 6 trollbeads, today, after spending £££ yesterday.

by diet_schmiet May 25, 2009

Trollabe

Trollabe is a mixture of the word Troll and the word Wannabe.

A real troll (good troll) will have some since in what they are saying to invoke mass argument and anger in others (possible for entertainment). They will usually try and validate their (possibly) made up opinion or statement with half truths and sometimes even bullshit to continue the mass flame war. Real Trolls are usually hard to spot and can easily fool people into thinking they are serious.

A Fake Troll is easy to spot. You can usually spot them if they coin terms like Kys, Drink Bleach, get Wrehkt, and m8. They usually say things like Hitler was a hero or crack jokes about 9/11 to easily trigger people. They usually make no sense and when they are caught with their bullshit they usually attack your grammar and spelling, calling you stupid. Fake Trolls are essentially bullies who use trolling to hurt peoples feelings which gives Real Trolls a Bad Rep and has single handily destroyed any chance of a Real Troll getting to troll. But if you are good at it then you can still get some real trolling done. Good luck troll army, end the fakes!

Real Troll: Donald Trump will be the best president our country has ever had.
*Massive Flame war*

Trollabe: Shut up you faggot DBZtards kys, Drink Bleach. Lol Get Wrehkt M8!
*Crickets chirping*

Real Troll: You're obviously a Trollabe so just stop embarrassing yourself
Trollabe: KYS you faggot!

by BillCorridorTheGodofDankMemes November 1, 2016

Trollums

In gaming communities, trollums are forums created, designed and maintained by small minded internet denizens with the specific function of flaming out, talking crap and general mischief. If centered around a specific game, they actually offer no assistance in the game, promote no good real interaction/feedback and contribute to the general disgust and disappointment that gamers feel when they encounter a troll, but en masse.

If you want to rage at (Insert your video game company of choice here), join me at www.ihatemylifesoipretendimcool.com. The trollums are waiting. Let's spam out and flame-war each other.

by Deus ex Morte August 14, 2011