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trollumbe 

to troll someone in an insane and sophisticated way
Bob trollumbed Sarah so hard on April Fool's that she threw Bob's phone into the water in rage.
trollumbe by intelligentman2014 October 18, 2014
Words you can keep

trolluminati 

1. Trolls claiming special enlightenment or knowledge of a thing.

2. A sect of admins or mods who claim special enlightenment about a thing and actively censor/manipulate the masses for the sake of the thing.

3. People who regularly post conspiracy theories they do not believe in
The trolluminati make dank ass memes but I'm not sure we should trust them.
trolluminati by HitchhikerFan August 30, 2016

trollumist

(n.) -- A writer or blogger who "trolls" in a multichannel, multimedia environment, trying to bait readers into a reaction that editors want to generate.
"You know, a true newspaper columnist might make controversial arguments or challenge common sense, but a trollumist merely provokes outrage in order to sell papers, draw links and capture increasingly scarce reader attention. I'm sick of them!"

-- overheard at a watercooler in Sydney, Australia, November 1, 2009
trollumist by PRwiz101 November 2, 2009

trollmeup 

When Doin' work states that he's trolling someone up, get ready.
Doin' Work: Hey! I'm about to troll you up!
Other Dude: Oh crap, I better get ready. He's gonna trollmeup!
trollmeup by Doin' Troll March 4, 2012

Trollbeads 

Glass and silver or gold beads that go on and off and on and off again. Can be worn on a necklace or bracelet and now even snappy rings ! There are 100's to choose from, each has its own little message, ahhhhh . Gorgeous, addictive, changeable, like other charms.
I went out and spent £200 on 6 trollbeads, today, after spending £££ yesterday.
Trollbeads by diet_schmiet May 25, 2009

Trollabe 

Trollabe is a mixture of the word Troll and the word Wannabe.

A real troll (good troll) will have some since in what they are saying to invoke mass argument and anger in others (possible for entertainment). They will usually try and validate their (possibly) made up opinion or statement with half truths and sometimes even bullshit to continue the mass flame war. Real Trolls are usually hard to spot and can easily fool people into thinking they are serious.

A Fake Troll is easy to spot. You can usually spot them if they coin terms like Kys, Drink Bleach, get Wrehkt, and m8. They usually say things like Hitler was a hero or crack jokes about 9/11 to easily trigger people. They usually make no sense and when they are caught with their bullshit they usually attack your grammar and spelling, calling you stupid. Fake Trolls are essentially bullies who use trolling to hurt peoples feelings which gives Real Trolls a Bad Rep and has single handily destroyed any chance of a Real Troll getting to troll. But if you are good at it then you can still get some real trolling done. Good luck troll army, end the fakes!
Real Troll: Donald Trump will be the best president our country has ever had.
*Massive Flame war*

Trollabe: Shut up you faggot DBZtards kys, Drink Bleach. Lol Get Wrehkt M8!
*Crickets chirping*

Real Troll: You're obviously a Trollabe so just stop embarrassing yourself
Trollabe: KYS you faggot!
In gaming communities, trollums are forums created, designed and maintained by small minded internet denizens with the specific function of flaming out, talking crap and general mischief. If centered around a specific game, they actually offer no assistance in the game, promote no good real interaction/feedback and contribute to the general disgust and disappointment that gamers feel when they encounter a troll, but en masse.
If you want to rage at (Insert your video game company of choice here), join me at www.ihatemylifesoipretendimcool.com. The trollums are waiting. Let's spam out and flame-war each other.
Trollums by Deus ex Morte August 14, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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