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Trollabe 

Trollabe is a mixture of the word Troll and the word Wannabe.

A real troll (good troll) will have some since in what they are saying to invoke mass argument and anger in others (possible for entertainment). They will usually try and validate their (possibly) made up opinion or statement with half truths and sometimes even bullshit to continue the mass flame war. Real Trolls are usually hard to spot and can easily fool people into thinking they are serious.

A Fake Troll is easy to spot. You can usually spot them if they coin terms like Kys, Drink Bleach, get Wrehkt, and m8. They usually say things like Hitler was a hero or crack jokes about 9/11 to easily trigger people. They usually make no sense and when they are caught with their bullshit they usually attack your grammar and spelling, calling you stupid. Fake Trolls are essentially bullies who use trolling to hurt peoples feelings which gives Real Trolls a Bad Rep and has single handily destroyed any chance of a Real Troll getting to troll. But if you are good at it then you can still get some real trolling done. Good luck troll army, end the fakes!
Real Troll: Donald Trump will be the best president our country has ever had.
*Massive Flame war*

Trollabe: Shut up you faggot DBZtards kys, Drink Bleach. Lol Get Wrehkt M8!
*Crickets chirping*

Real Troll: You're obviously a Trollabe so just stop embarrassing yourself
Trollabe: KYS you faggot!
when one has enough celebrity or internet presence for trolls to deem him/her worthy of harassment
"The only thing worse than being trolled is not being trollable." ~ Wild Oscar Fish

Trollateral Damage 

Repercussions and damage incurred as a result from a troll, by people who are not the intended recipients of said troll.
"Oh man, Lyly was so pissed off about that troll we did this morning... Oh well, just trollateral damage"

The Trollage 

A cataclysmic natural event occurring on a random date. The clouds will rain blood, and people have urges to cover themselves in oil. It is said if you look too long at the sky, you will turn insane. But, it is a good type of insanity. It's freedom. For the earth will succumb to the Trollage, humanity will succumb to the Trollage. The Trollage will consume all. The Trollage must become more powerful. The Trollage must become omnipotent, infinite. It is our savior. The destruction will save us all, picking us from this dreadful place. We will become One with the Trollage.
The Trollage is happening, run outside and stare at the sky, Jack!
The Trollage by Leblanc Family January 19, 2021

con-trollable 

When a certain group/person cannot be affected by trolling.

The opposite word of "trollable" when trolling-actions leads to a reaction.
<LARP-forum>

Troll: *posting offensive comment*

Members: -no reaction at all-

The members are therefore con-trollable.
con-trollable by irvall February 18, 2011
A person who gets trolled easily.
My friend Anita @anita_o on Twitter is really trollable.
Trollable by UKD December 4, 2012

Trollanese 

Language used by message board, forum & blog troll
common use to disrupting intelligent discussions.
1. yo, why u neva talk 2 me anymor i thought we wuz friends.
yo gurl, i kno u kno my language. quit hatin on me, u hurtin ma feelins

I am assuming you are speaking a type of English...? I think he's speaking trollanese

2.

yo yo yo dis your boy aka da authority, jus wanna tell yall to wake up. mannings a traitor, probably a closet homesexual 2
Trollanese by green thumbs June 19, 2010
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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