NOUN: A dark, messy, downstairs room in which trolls, usually teenage guys, lay around smoking, playing Halo, drinking, making beats, eating, sleeping, watching TV, trolling about, or talking about plans of going outside.

Even during the daytime, a troll cave is dark because the trolls keep the blinds pulled down so that the light doesn't burn their eyes. The only sources of light in a troll cave come from the computer screen, the TV screen, or the lighter.

Common items found in a troll cave: a couch, an X-box, a TV, a computer, a bong, some pipes, empty beer cans, stray lighters, dirty dishes and clothes scattered on the floor and surfaces, food wrappers, etc...

Girls are generally not welcomed in the troll cave because they disrupt the trolls' way of life. Girls want to open the blinds or turn the lights on. They complain about how stupid the game Halo is and they want to change the channel on the TV. Girls try and get the trolls to pick up their clothes, bring the dirty dishes upstairs, and throw away the food wrappers and beer cans. However, the main reason that trolls try to keep girls out of the cave is that they always try to motivate the trolls to go outside. Even though trolls talk about leaving the cave, they rarely do.
The best example of a troll cave in Santa Cruz is Alex and Taylor's room downstairs.

Jade: Oh my god, it's so dark in here! Open the blinds!

Taylor: No! Well, go ahead and try... I broke them so that they can't be opened.

J: Uhhh... will you guys stop playing Halo?? It is the dumbest game in the world. I don't understand how you can just sit there and play it!

T: Will you shut your twat?

J: Alex, we have been listening to the same beat for two hours! Will you please change the song or turn it off??

Alex: No.

J: Ewww!!! I just stepped in a plate of syrup!! What is wrong with you guys?? Why don't you bring your dishes upstairs?? Ewww, this is gross. I'm wiping my flip flop off on your shirt, OK Taylor?

T: No! Not that one! Use my old Gayles apron.

J: Ok. I'm turning the lights on, too.

T/A: No!!!

J: Why not??

T: Here Jade, come watch TV. I turned the X-box off. Oh, sick, the fights are on.

J: Yeah right, we're not watching these stupid fights. I'm changing the channel. Yay, Friends is on!

T: Arrrr!!! Jade! You coniving hindu wench! Give me back the remote!

J: No.

T: Yes!

J: No!

T: Yes!!!

A: Shut Up! I'm trying to finish this beat!

J: Uhhh. This is dumb. Let's go do something! It's the weekend!

T: Let's smoke, you got any money?

J: Yeah right. Let me guess, you want me to pitch $20 while you and Alex only pitch $4, and then you want me to let you keep the left overs, right? No, we're getting up and going outside right now!

T/A: No.

J: YES!!!!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!

T/A: OK FINE!!!

T: Hold up, let me find my sunglasses...
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NOUN: A dark, messy, downstairs room in which trolls, usually teenage guys, lay around smoking, playing Halo, drinking, making beats, eating, sleeping, watching TV, trolling about, or talking about plans of going outside.

Even during the daytime, a troll cave is dark because the trolls keep the blinds pulled down so that the light doesn't burn their eyes. The only sources of light in a troll cave come from the computer screen, the TV screen, or the lighter.

Common items found in a troll cave: a couch, an X-box, a TV, a computer, a bong, some pipes, empty beer cans, stray lighters, dirty dishes and clothes scattered on the floor and surfaces, food wrappers, etc...

Girls are generally not welcomed in the troll cave because they disrupt the trolls' way of life. Girls want to open the blinds or turn the lights on. They complain about how stupid the game Halo is and they want to change the channel on the TV. Girls try and get the trolls to pick up their clothes, bring the dirty dishes upstairs, and throw away the food wrappers and beer cans. However, the main reason that trolls try to keep girls out of the cave is that they always try to motivate the trolls to go outside. Even though trolls talk about leaving the cave, they rarely do.
The best example of a troll cave in Santa Cruz is Alex and Taylor's room downstairs.

Jade: Oh my god, it's so dark in here! Open the blinds!

Taylor: No! Well, go ahead and try... I broke them so that they can't be opened.

J: Uhhh... will you guys stop playing Halo?? It is the dumbest game in the world. I don't understand how you can just sit there and play it!

T: Will you shut your twat?

J: Alex, we have been listening to the same beat for two hours! Will you please change the song or turn it off??

Alex: No.

J: Ewww!!! I just stepped in a plate of syrup!! What is wrong with you guys?? Why don't you bring your dishes upstairs?? Ewww, this is gross. I'm wiping my flip flop off on your shirt, OK Taylor?

T: No! Not that one! Use my old Gayles apron.

J: Ok. I'm turning the lights on, too.

T/A: No!!!

J: Why not??

T: Here Jade, come watch TV. I turned the X-box off. Oh, sick, the fights are on.

J: Yeah right, we're not watching these stupid fights. I'm changing the channel. Yay, Friends is on!

T: Arrrr!!! Jade! You coniving hindu wench! Give me back the remote!

J: No.

T: Yes!

J: No!

T: Yes!!!

A: Shut Up! I'm trying to finish this beat!

J: Uhhh. This is dumb. Let's go do something! It's the weekend!

T: Let's smoke, you got any money?

J: Yeah right. Let me guess, you want me to pitch $20 while you and Alex only pitch $4, and then you want me to let you keep the left overs, right? No, we're getting up and going outside right now!

T/A: No.

J: YES!!!!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!

T/A: OK FINE!!!

T: Hold up, let me find my sunglasses...
by JADE831 May 15, 2007
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Noun: A place on the internet that is inhabited by one or many trolls. A troll cave can be set up anywhere, as long as there is at least one troll that is frequents the area in discussion.
www.4chan.com/b/ would be a troll cave and a wide variety of trolls reside there and will often procreate to make more trolls; these new trolls ar known as newfags on 4chan.

It is wise to avoid provoking them or feeding them.
by dasasda October 16, 2012
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A grown woman who invades another woman's home and tries to mate with her husband. Cave Trolls usually hop from house to house, they consume an astonishing amount of food in a short period of time in order to store fat in their bellies to live off once all the cake mix in the house is gone. although Cave Trolls usually keep a diet of mainly cake, waffles and peanut butter, keep in mind they will eat anything if they are feeling bored, so if you are housing a Cave Troll be sure to keep even scented candles (or anything that might trigger your Cave Tolls appetite) in a childproof container. Cave Trolls live among us, but are very distinguished, you can identify a Cave Troll by its star shaped markings across its shoulders, obvious lack of hygiene, terrible sense of style, obnoxious sound waves continuously flowing from its mouth, and a nervous shaking of the head. Cave Trolls are very sloppy, they don't mind stewing in their own bowel movement and can not be housebroken. I wouldn't recommend inviting a Cave Troll into your home under any circumstances!
Dude, you just left a huge blob of macNcheese all over my stove! stop being such a Cave Troll and clean it up!

Oh my god! she did what with a married man?! what a Cave Troll!
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An ugly, but heavily stacked guy, who inhabits a crappy little room on his own.
Percey: Whose the guy who lives in fat 21 next to the ample kitchen?

Nathaniel: That's Will, he's an absolute cave troll.
by Lee Bowyer June 21, 2010
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A race of monstrous creatures found in caverns and dark places. They are known from an encounter with the Fellowship of the Ring as they passed through Moria, but were evidently found elsewhere in Middle-earth, too. These trolls, along with orcs and perhaps other creatures, were originally sent to inhabit Moria by Sauron some five hundred years before the War of the Ring.

The cave-trolls of Moria were of huge size with a skin of dark green scales, and flat, toeless feet. The fact that Gandalf was able to recognise the creature he encountered in Moria specifically as a cave-troll strongly suggests that this appearance was shared by others of the kind.

Cave Trolls are in the same species as Russo but the true way to tell them apart is by the thickness of their manhood. A russo usually has a very thick but short penis like a tuna can.
I got attacked by a bunch of russos i mean cave trolls and swingin clubs ultimately breaking everything that is valuable.

Is it me or does that russo i mean cave troll hav no teeth.
by Dave7881 August 22, 2005
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