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trick whitey 

Term used to describe an Asian restaurant that is not really authentic or representative of the cuisine of that culture, but there mainly to cater to white people. The flavors, decor, service and uniforms of the staff are mainly there to satisfy the false impressions the clientele rather than give a realistic glimpse into the culture.

Often times these places can be spotted by noticing: really clean (if its a Chinese place), all the chefs you can see are Mexican, all the other diners are white, there are no Asian diners, and the place next door is full of Asians.
Whitey 1: Yo, man, I had some bomb-ass Japanese food last night.

Whitey 2: Fo shizzle? Where at?

Whitey 1: Benihana. Me and my ho loved it!

Whitey 2: Aw man, dat place ain't real Japanese food, it's trick whitey!
trick whitey by ArabGoBoom August 2, 2012
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Tween Wet White T-shirt Trick 

When an older perverted guy who knows better, runs into a girl between 9 and 12 in a bathing suit wearing a white t-shirt over it, and the guy has the disturbing urge to want to see the girls under developed, yet already growing breasts. The trick involves tricking the girl into taking her bathing suit top off with her shirt on, claiming she can not do it. Then when she does it, the guy squirts her t-shirt with water. Most of the time, the girl is gullible enough to think he is just playing around. Sometimes, the girl catches on and isn't very happy about it. In rare cases, the police are called and the guy has a lot of explaining to do.
I was on the beach with my 11 y/o nieces friend. She was wearing a white t-shirt over her bathing suit. I knew it was wrong but I had a water gun and I attempted the Tween Wet White T-shirt Trick. She caught on with what I was doing after the fact and she didn't appreciate it. Neither did her parents or my niece........ or the cop........ or the judge.

Thick White Bitch 

A compliment.
Term used to refer to white women who are curvaceous and attractive.
Ms. G is the most thick white bitch I've ever seen.
Thick White Bitch by Bossman Papi September 7, 2014

Thick white line

A sexual endeavor involving one person snorting a line of their partner’s genital fluids, typically semen.
“Yo Stacy, what’s that white stuff on your top lip?”
“Oh, me and Glenn tried the thick white line last night.”
Thick white line by TheSemenStomper November 27, 2024

White Thick

How thick a women has to be consider perfect by most white guys.
I prefer Beyonce when she is white thick as opposed to black thick.
White Thick by DocSon July 13, 2009

white trash truck

Typically a lifted piece of shit 4x4 on big ass mud tires being driving by a white guy that probably has a tiny dick might have a confederate flag on the back, it is really just a giant phallic extension
Guy #1 Man look at that white trash truck
Guy #2 I bet he fucks his cousin/mother

Guy in truck: Look at my big cock I mean truck

Stupid White People Tricks 

Much like stupid pet tricks they are amusing for the observer, but demeaning for the participant, whether they realize it or not. Often life threatening, dangerous, unnecessary, and, of course stupid. Including, but not limited to, russian roulette, sky diving, cliff jumping, hiking in isolated areas, letting your kid get in a weather balloon in Arizona, but not really, for publicity. Often SWPT can involve wild animals as well.
Guy 1: Did you hear gary got killed over the weekend?

Guy 2: How?

Guy 1: He tried to feed a bear and pet it.

Guy 2: Ah, Stupid White People Tricks.