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White Telepathy
The uncanny ability among white people to know exactly what the other is thinking even if they have never met. Usually is very strong among people with blue eyes
White girl is having a birthday party and her cousin and new boyfriend, who just happens to be white with blue eyes, go to pick out balloons. the white boyfriend immediately sees a cube shaped balloon and buys it. they go to the party and the white guy gives the girl the balloon and she tells him that she was going to get one after she saw one in the store. White girl: how did you know I wanted this? White Guy: White telepathy.
White Telepathy by Mr.Manson September 24, 2013
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Squad Telepathy
1.When you and a friend(s) think of the same thing or
2. When you speak about something and it ends up happening
2. When you speak about something and it ends up happening
1. Friends both see a picture of Channing Tatum ... immediately thinks of 21 jump street and says "You have the right to be an Attorney"
2. Michael: Hey did you see that episode on The Office where Stanley stutters
Todd: No I Haven't seen it yet
Michael Texts Todd
Todd: Dude right when you texted me I was watching The Office and Stanley stuttered
Michael: Whoa Squad Telepathy
2. Michael: Hey did you see that episode on The Office where Stanley stutters
Todd: No I Haven't seen it yet
Michael Texts Todd
Todd: Dude right when you texted me I was watching The Office and Stanley stuttered
Michael: Whoa Squad Telepathy
Squad Telepathy by Michael Todd 2.0 June 16, 2016
feline telepathy
The ability of the cat to control the human mind. The human will do everything to serve the cat's every whim. The cat sticks around because of it's getting good service.
"No wonder the ancients worshipped the cat. Feline telepathy seems to control us. We're feline whipped."
feline telepathy by yes juanito yes October 15, 2014
iPod telepathy
When, while you're listening to a large playlist of music in shuffle mode, your iPod somehow goes to the exact song you were thinking of. Totally mind-blowing when it happens.
"Dude, I was just thinking of Time by Pink Floyd and my iPod went to it! Sickkkkk!"
"You got a case of iPod telepathy there dude."
"Whoaaaa."
"You got a case of iPod telepathy there dude."
"Whoaaaa."
iPod telepathy by permastoned September 19, 2009
Mentaphysical Astral Telepathy
1)A disease of incorrectly abused and unnatural incompatible frequencies and vibrations made by the human body at atmospheric or brain to brain myopalmus and morse communicative, it is the un-supposed connoisseur's masturbative intercourse participation from distance
Mentaphysical Astral Telepathy by Lane Diamond January 8, 2017
butt telepathy
Don's weak fart, as a result of butt telepathy, triggered James to release a sudden and unexpected leather-shaker.
butt telepathy by pchangchovd August 17, 2010
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