Treat Yourself

To partake in an activity which no matter how detrimental to your health, allows you to enjoy yourself as much as possible.

Did you treat yourself over the weekend?

Are you treating yourself?

Treat yourself as you wish others to treat you.

Treat Yourself by weelisa September 28, 2009

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Treat yourself

To get laid, have sex, achieve a one night stand.

Richard: Did you treat yourself last night Chris?

Chris: I most certainly did.

Treat yourself by AnnaHarry May 9, 2009

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treat yourself

synonymous with treated

when someone makes a mistake -
"treat yourself!"
when someone is caught slipping -
"treated!" "treat yourself"
"hey! nice shoes! psyche... TREATED!"
"treat yourself"

treat yourself by dimsum delight October 9, 2008

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Treat Yourself Friday

Friday - It's the end of the week, time to treat Yo self. You've been holding out all week for that fancy dinner, that manicure, those nice shoes? You worked hard all week. Treat yourself.

Man, it's been a long week. Thank goodness it's TYF Treat Yourself Friday!

Treat Yourself Friday by Enne October 19, 2018

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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