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Treat yourself

To get laid, have sex, achieve a one night stand.
Richard: Did you treat yourself last night Chris?

Chris: I most certainly did.
Treat yourself by AnnaHarry May 9, 2009

treat yourself

when someone makes a mistake -
"treat yourself!"
when someone is caught slipping -
"treated!" "treat yourself"
"hey! nice shoes! psyche... TREATED!"
"treat yourself"
treat yourself by dimsum delight October 9, 2008

Treat Yourself Friday 

Friday - It's the end of the week, time to treat Yo self. You've been holding out all week for that fancy dinner, that manicure, those nice shoes? You worked hard all week. Treat yourself.
Man, it's been a long week. Thank goodness it's TYF Treat Yourself Friday!
Treat Yourself Friday by Enne October 19, 2018

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026