travel boner

a boner brought on vibrations during travel. exacerbated by jet engines and bumpy roads.

this soft suspension greatly alleivates my travel boner.

by power fm June 5, 2010

Time-Travel Boner

When you watch old videos of a singer or movie star who was extremely hot in the past, but not so much in the present time; due to plastic surgery or just old age.

"Watching Madonna in that old music video gives me a time-travel boner"

by lodfrog June 3, 2013