trashume

A resume that will end up in the trash regardless of its content usually because of a poor job market and/or a bogus job listing.

I submitted my trashume in response to a hundred job listings on careerbuilder and got the nothing but spam in response.

Although they just laid off a thousand employees, Pfizer was still posting job openings so I sent them my trashume.

by Boonicus December 26, 2011

Trashure

A treasure that is or used to be someone else's trash; for instance a piano that was forsaken that has become a treasure to someone else is a trashure.

"I found a trashure on the side of the road."

by Lavie Vikernes September 13, 2017

the trashmen

a band from Minnesota way back when music was good the 60's did the song surfin'bird also did another good song miserlou played i believe fender jaguars cose of their surf tone

person1: hay i found this album the by the trashmen
person2:did'ent they do surfin'buird

person1:yeah but also did other good songs called

tube city and miserlou and it looks like on the album cover play fender jaguars my fave guitar
person2:cool i love classic surf music

by music_finder214 September 30, 2009

Trashure

A valuable piece of trash.

„You look way too crazy in that picture.“
„Shut up, I‘m a national piece of trashure!“

by Azachiel June 16, 2019

Treshume

To be unathletic at sports

Bruh,Colby's so treshume he missed a wide open layup today.

by WEEZYFABABY December 18, 2018