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trashume
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A resume that will end up in
the trash
regardless
of its content
usually
because of a poor job market and/or a bogus job listing.
I
submitted
my trashume in
response
to a hundred job listings on careerbuilder and got the nothing but spam in response.
Although they just laid off a thousand
employees
, Pfizer was still posting job openings so I sent them my trashume.
trashume
by
Boonicus
December 26, 2011
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