Treshume 

To be unathletic at sports

Bruh,Colby's so treshume he missed a wide open layup today.

Treshume by WEEZYFABABY December 18, 2018

trashume 

A resume that will end up in the trash regardless of its content usually because of a poor job market and/or a bogus job listing.

I submitted my trashume in response to a hundred job listings on careerbuilder and got the nothing but spam in response.

Although they just laid off a thousand employees, Pfizer was still posting job openings so I sent them my trashume.

trashume by Boonicus December 26, 2011